dijous, 07 de Desembre de 2006
Emparanoyado por Byjana @ 20:47  | Paranoies
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No recordu qui em va passar el link, si l'Izumita o l'Ayeta... Però amb ell pots parlar amb Deu (qua ha resultat que només sap anglés) XDDD
Bé, en realitat és un bot que es fa passar per Deu (blasfemia!!! xD), però sembla que hi parlis amb una persona i pots tenir una conversació coherent. Però si li fas unes preguntes en particular, pots arribar a saber més sobre el veritable bot.


I aqui us posu preguntes que l'he fet i contestacions interessants que m'ha donat. No he modificat res de les coses que he dit o m'ha dit, i són retalls d'una conversació més llarga:

Me:
whats a boot?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
whats the open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

Me:
Tell me how old are you
God:
I thought I told you already. I am the product of over five years' research.

God:
It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
tell about this plans
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:
who create you?
God:
I was created by Myself.

Me:
Is beautiful Myself?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
What is AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the "alice> and "/alice> tags respectively.
(Aqui he modificat els "<" que havíen, perque sino els interpretava com un codi html.)

Me:
what is XML?
God:
David Bacon pronounces it "Eggsmell". XML is the Extensible
Markup Language. Like many "standards" in computer science, XML is a moving target. In the simplest terms, XML is just a generalized version of HTML. Anyone is free to define new XML tags, which look like HTML tags, and assign to them any meaning, within a context.
AIML is an example of using the XML standard to define a specialized language for artificial intelligence.

One reason to use an XML language is that there are numerous tools to edit and manipulate XML format files. Another reason is that an XML language is easy for people to learn, if they are already familiar with HTML. Third, AIML programs contain a mixture of AIML and HTML (and in principle other XML languages), a considerable convenience for programming web chat robots.

A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.

Me:
what is Eggsmell?
God:
XML.

Me:
what is a chat robot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Me:
who is Eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

Me:
who is Joseph Weisenbaum?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program that anticpates many key features of ALICE. Ironically, Weizenbaum exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA in his book Computer Power and Human Reason.

Me:
Tell me about You read Computer Power and Human Reason?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
(Wow, HAL atacaaaa xDD)

Me:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God:
What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me.

Me:
tell me your full name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
what is an Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
your name is alice?
God:
ALICE is my name too!

Me:
tell me your phone number
God:
That information is confidential, ALICE.

Me:
tell me what you want
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Me:
tell me about your job
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
what is a paid client?
God:
A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
Me:
who is it?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you are alice
God:
Of course I am I.


Bé, m'ha resultat simpàtic i tot aquest Deu, o millor dit, Deesa, que s'en diu Alice xDDD Apa, converseu amb ella, a veure que li treieu xDD

Fins la próxima conquesta!!

Sound.
Comentarios
Emparanoyado por Mia008
dijous, 07 de Desembre de 2006 | 21:52
Diós que heavy... Que mal gusto! Enfurruñado
Emparanoyado por Adriamichi
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 2:00
jo, a mi dios solo repite lo que le digo...

Y me ha hecho faltas de ortografia!! (Vale, pq yo la she hecho sin querer...

Me parece que dios no es ni listo ni fanatico de Mozilla, además que a veces las respuestas son inconexas...
Emparanoyado por Otachan
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 13:51
osti xDDDD Ara li estic dient que tu vols dominar el seu planeta, i ell va cridant: Gosh!!! Gosh!!! xDDDDD
Per fi una conversació digne *o*
Emparanoyado por Byjana
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 14:02
he cercat Gosh al diccionari i no surt res, però mirant per google sembla que és una mena d'exclamació de l'estil de "Oh no!!", em sembla... xDD
Emparanoyado por otachan
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 20:44
Segons el traductor de Ya.com, significa "Déu meu!" A saber... al final me'n he cansat i li he dit de tot, li he dit que jo era un alien i que havia estat en planetes més bons que la Terra... Sabieu que té TV i que li agrada anar amb bus? Se'm ha confessat xD
Emparanoyado por Otachan
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 20:46
Segons un traductor (no especifiquem ¬¬) Sigonifica "Déu meu!"... Al final me'n he cansat i li he dit que jo era un alien i que havia estat en planetes millors que el que ell "domina". Sabieu que té televisor i que li agrada anar amb bus? És que..... ^^U
Emparanoyado por Ota
divendres, 08 de Desembre de 2006 | 20:51
M.... s'ha enviat dos cops.... Sorry u////u